domingo, 10 de mayo de 2020

COMIMOS LAS SOBRAS DEL BANQUETE DEL COMANDANTe

COMIMOS LAS SOBRAS DEL BANQUETE DEL COMANDANTE CUBANO.

COMIMOS LAS SOBRAS DEL BANQUETE DEL COMANDANTE,ANTES DE IRNOS A NICARAGUA.

Cuando terminó todo se desperdigó la muchedumbre y los milicianos  volvieron a la Secundaria, hambrientos y sedientos. Después de saciarse vinieron unos ómnibus y todos se marcharon. Quedamos el chofer de la ambulancia, un recluta blanco muy joven y yo.
   El recluta entró a la cocina y me llamó:
   -¡Ven a ver a esto!
   Lo que vi me llenó de asombro. Decenas de cerdos muertos, peladas, destripados y a punto de ser cocinados. Quesos redondos, piernas de jamones colgando con ganchos del techo. Cosas que yo no había visto por años.
    - Vamos a llevarnos uno de cada una de estas cosas para nuestras familias.
    -¿Y al chofer de la ambulancia?-le dije yo.
    - Bueno. De acuerdo.
    Parecia que todo el mundo había abandonado la escuela. Así que cargamos dos lechones para la ambulancia, rodajas de queso y un jamón entero para cada uno. El chofer contento con aquella riqueza que le caía del cielo y todo con el apoyo de nosotros dos.
    Yo dejé al recluta que buscaba un jeep al parecer para cargar con todo lo que cupiera de la provisión que Castro había puesto sin querer a nuestra posición.
     El de la ambulancia me llevó a mi casa y entramos por el garaje para que nadie fisgoneara nuestra carga. Cuando el chofer se marchó y mi esposa vio todo a aquel botín dijo:

    Fidel quiso beneficiar a sus fieles focas aplaudidoras y no sabe que nos hizo un regalo, aunque robado, a unos que no estaban de acuerdo con su cháchara.

DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBANO URUGUAYO
GENIO


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THURSDAY, MAY 7, 2020

MADNESS AS TO OUR LIKE ANY TIME PAST WAS BETTER. MADNESS

MADNESS AS TO OUR LIKE ANY TIME PAST WAS BETTER. MADNESS




In front of the house there was a wasteland where we played ball in our leisure time. The problem was when we didn't have a ball to play, but in those cases we had Mimi la Meona. It was a girl of about 13 years old who was still wetting her bed. Her mother, an Indian woman who gave her what my mother called “fits of fury”, that is, she sometimes started screaming and fighting, screaming in a way of a caged lioness that was heard throughout the block. The truth was that when Marilú, who was the daughter's real name, would pee in bed, she would tie her the rest of the night with a rope to the trunk of a coconut tree in the patio and her mother would have a fit of fury. The girl screamed and screamed all night until the neighbor Ada jumped over the fence that separated the two patios and took her home out of pity. I don't know if as a result of that punishment or illness Marilu had given her facial paralysis and had one side of her face contracted as if she was laughing all the time.
 But it was good and helpful. We called her because she had an old and grungy doll that was missing an eye and part of her hair and was made of rubber. We ripped his head off and he served us a ball. Mimi la Meona, while the game was going on, would sit down to watch us and stand on a stone with her normal face against the neighboring wall so that it seemed that she was always laughing and that stimulated us in the game to have such an attentive fan.
 When it was all over, he would take the doll's head, check it for new damage, and return home, laughing with joy at one face.


DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBANO URUGUAY, GENIO

LOCURA.COMO A NUESTRO PARECER CUALQUIER TIEMPO PASADO FUE MEJOR.MADNESS




Frente a casa existía un solar yermo donde jugábamos a la pelota en nuestro tiempo de ocio. El problema era cuando no teníamos pelota para jugar pero para esos casos teníamos a Mimi la Meona. Era una chica de unos 13 años que aun se orinaba en la cama, Su madre, una india que le daban lo que mi madre, llamaba “ataques de furia” o sea, que a veces se ponía a gritar y a pelear vociferando de una forma de leona enjaulada que se escuchaba en toda la cuadra. Lo cierto era que cuando  Marilú que era el verdadero nombre de la hija se meaba en la cama la amarraba el resto de noche con una cuerda al tronco de un cocotero del patio y a la madre le daba un ataque de furia. La niña gritaba y gritaba toda  la noche hasta que Ada la vecina brincaba la cerca que separaba ambos patios y la llevaba a su casa por lastima. No se si como resultado de ese castigo o por enfermedad a Marilu le había dado una parálisis facial y tenia un lado de la cara contraído como si estuviera riéndose todo el tiempo.
 Pero era buena y servicial. La llamábamos porque tenia una muñeca vieja y toda roñosa que le faltaba un ojo y parte del pelo y era de goma. Nosotros le arrancamos la cabeza y nos servia de pelota. Mimi la Meona, mientras transcurría el juego, se sentaba a mirarnos  y se colocaba sobre una piedra con la cara normal contra la pared vecina de modo que parecía que siempre se estaba riendo y eso nos estimulaba en el juego tener una aficionada tan atenta.
 Cuando todo terminaba tomaba la cabeza de la muñeca, la revisaba para ver los nuevo daños y se volvia su casa riendo de alegría con una sola cara.


DR ORLANDO VICENTE ALVAREZ
CUBANO URUGUAY,GENIO

    

MONDAY, MAY 4, 2020

HELMS BURTON LAW .CUBA WITHOUT BREAD AND WITHOUT ONION. For the people: bread and onion. The approval of Chapter III of the Helms-Burton law has triggered the hysteria of the Cuban revolutionary council. ORLANDO Vicente Alvarez


WITHOUT BREAD AND WITHOUT ONION. For the people: bread and onion. The approval of Chapter III of the Helms-Burton law has triggered the hysteria of the Cuban revolutionary council.
ORLANDO Vicente Alvarez

The passage of Chapter III of the Helms-Burton law has triggered the hysteria of the Cuban revolutionary council. But how. What is that thing. I take everything or better from you, in finer words, I steal from you all the factories, sugar mills, mansions, and all kinds of businesses that you had in Cuba - even those that made hail in the streets - and now you present yourself as complacent to claim properties that I expropriated for the people, that is to say for the military and ministers of my confidence, that is, most of it for myself and my brother Raúl with the whole family.
   You have to be cheeky to dare to make such claims now. If the people benefited from them, especially those who were not struggling or enterprising like you, filthy capitalists.

  They did not see the example of Nicaragua with the famous Piñata Fair. Nicaraguan Sandinista officers, the Cubans of the MININT and the FAR who appropriated the stately mansions of the Somozistas while the population was barefoot and hungry. -and that I witnessed-.

  You do not learn what a true socialist country is capable of: hunger and misery distributed equally, except for the government. It was not for nothing that they took up arms-Castro was always left behind during the attacks, without disinterest, with honesty and a sense of dignity for the people that at least, even if they do not have a home, clothing or food, that is what we instilled in them: DIGNITY, DIGNITY, DIGNITY. But not for everyone: the new monarchy must retain some prerogatives for them. As long as the people do not see, nor do they sniff an independent or dissident press everywhere - for that we have special bodies that squeeze - is it not called that or is it "repressed"? We will be safe waiting like a closed sect for a paradise even if it reaches us in 300 years.


And now Europe is also concerned about its investments in Cuba in properties confiscated from the empire. Perhaps they were not those who were interested in the so-called Human Rights - that imperialist invention - in Cuba. But money has no ideology. When they touch it, they end humanistic phrases or similar shit.

   Total. We, the hierarchs of the Cuban regime, are not interested in money. Just a simple order, a signed paper and we have all the capitalist articles, capitalist food, that we want. For the people: the Special Period will flare up - was it over? -Total, it is a submissive town that is satisfied with soya hash and other crap.

   Thank God we have Cuban exile to save us from the catastrophe. Without family remittances, long ago the glorious Communism-Socialism would have succumbed.
     Ahh I forgot. We are going to export ostriches, jutias and crocodiles to Greenland who have never enjoyed these delicacies. For the people: bread and onion.

                    Dr Orlando Vicente Álvarez
Cuban Uruguayan
genius

           


  
Posted by Orlando Vicente Alvarez

SUNDAY, MAY 3, 2020

SIN PAN Y SIN CEBOLLA.Para el pueblo: pan y cebolla.La aprobación del capítulo III de la ley Helms-Burton ha desencadenado la histeria del consejo revolucionario cubano.

SIN PAN Y SIN CEBOLLA.Para el pueblo: pan y cebolla.La aprobación del capítulo III de la ley  Helms-Burton  ha desencadenado  la histeria del consejo revolucionario cubano. 

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